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Joke of the Week

Black Country Joke of the Week on the Black Country Bugle.

  • Aynuk's earole

    "Wan yer dun ter yer earole mate?" asked Ayli, noticing a big red burn on the side of Aynuk's head. "Yoh bloody did that!" Aynuk hissed. &qu...

  • A useful husband

    Ayli was talking to his recently widowed sister. "Why yoh put yer 'usband's ashes in an egg timer?" he asked. She replied, "Well, 'e day do any...

  • Aynuk's wife

    "My wife's an angel," said Aynuk. "Yo was always lucky," said Ayli, "my missus ay even jed!"

  • Aynuk's Tay

    Aynuk was cleaning out the pigeon loft one evening when his wife leant out the back window and shouted, "Cum in Aynuk, yower tay's ready!" "We ay...

  • Aynuk and Ayli in the cafe

    Aynuk and Ayli go into a café in Bilston, grab a table and get their sandwiches out. Before they've taken their second bite, the owner comes out from...

  • Aynuk and the Light Bulb

    Aynuk: Can yo 'elp me chairnge this light bulb mate? Ayli: What yer want me ter dew? Aynuk: If ah climb up an' ode the bulb, con yo turn the ladder?

  • Have you lived there all your life?

    Ayli was being interviewed at the Labour Exchange. 'Where do you live?', asked the man behind the desk. 'Gornal', said Ayli. 'Have you lived there all your...

  • The Wishing Well

    'Wot yoh smilin' at, ayerkid?' asked Ayli. 'Last wik, me muther-law fell down a wishin' well,' replied Aynuk. 'Blimey,' said Ayli, 'I day know they werked!'

  • Aynuk and the 10 Commandments

    The vicar of Top Church was giving a sermon on the Ten Commandments. As he looked down from the pulpit he spotted Aynuk looking very worried and red faced. He...

  • Aynuk and Ayli are on safari ...

    ... when a lion leaps out of the jungle and corners Ayli's mother in law. Ayli just stands and stares. "Aye yer gunna do nothin' tew 'elp?" Ayli's...

  • Aynuk's pig

    "Aynuk, why yoh pig gorra wooden leg?' asked Ayli. 'Well, that's a very special pig,"said Aynuk. "One night last year, me an' the missus was both...

  • Ayli and the Doctor

    Aynuk is wandering down Bilston High Street when he sees Ayli marching purposefully up the street in the opposite direction. "Ah'm off ter the doctor's&quo...

  • Aynuk and Ayli at the cinema

    Aynuk and Ayli go to the Essoldo and just as the Pearl and Dean music starts up Aynuk starts rummaging around under the seats. 'What yoh playin' at?' hisses...

  • Aynuk's new suit

    Aynuk walks into Roger Scott Menswear in Dudley and bangs the bell on the counter. "Worro me mon," he says to the assistant, who appears from behind a...

  • Aynuk & Ayli Funeral Directors

    Aynuk and Ayli set themselves up as funeral directors. One of their customers, an old lady, came to view the body of her husband. "Oh," she says,...

  • The Streaker

    Aynuk and Ayli were sitting on a bench when, suddenly, a lady ran by completely in the nude. "Oo wuz that?" asked Aynuk. "Ar think it wuz ode Mrs...

  • Ayli's Fridge

    Aynuk popped round to see Ayli one morning, and as his mate went to get the milk out to make a cup of tea, Aynuk noticed an empty milk bottle in the fridge. 'Wh...

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    Lessuns

    BOY - Dad...ow dun yow spell Russia? DAD - Ar doe now! BOY - Dad... woss the naerm o' the French prime minister? DAD - Ar doe now! BOY - Dad...woss the longest...

  • Aynuk & Ayli 8

    Aynuk and Ayli each bought an 'oss, the only problem was, they couldn't tell them apart. So Aynuk decided to cut the tail off his 'oss but the next day he saw...

  • Ayli's haircut

    Ayli, having seen his piano-playing hero Liberace on the telly the night before, decided he wanted the same hair-do. He set off for Netherton. "Ah want it...