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Joke of the Week

Black Country Joke of the Week on the Black Country Bugle.

  • Empty glass

    Aynuk walked into his local and saw Ayli sitting alone at a table. "'Ow bist?" said Aynuk "I bay t'bad," said Ayli. "I sid yoh glass is...

  • Tap dancin'

    Aynuk: Is it true yower missus is taychin' 'erself to tap dance? Ayli: 'Er was, but 'er fell in the sink and bost 'er ankle!

  • Ayli's cat

    "Good afternoon sir, what can I do for you?" said the vet as Ayli walked into the surgery. "Worro me mon," said Ayli, "It's me cat, e's...

  • The Burglar

    Aynuk: Did yo 'ere as ol' Ma Bloomer found a burglar in 'er 'ouse an' locked 'im in 'er bedroom? Ayli: Did 'er phone the police? Aynuk: No, but after three...

  • The milkmon

    Aynuk said to his wife: "I 'eard that our milkmon 'as med love to ev'ry 'ooman on this street, except fer one." "I know," said Aynuk's wife,...

  • Aynuk's car

    Aynuk pulled up outside Ayli's house in his old banger. "Ayli, ma mon," he said. "I think one of me rear indicators ay workin', will yoh check it...

  • Ayli's missus

    Said Aynuk to his old pal Ayli, "Is it true your missus is one of twins?" "Ar, 'er is," said Ayli. "Did you ever 'ave trouble telling...

  • Escaped lion

    Aynuk was taking a stoll through Dudley when he saw Ayli running towards him at full pelt. "What yow a-runnin' fower?" asked Aynuk. "A lion's...

  • Aynuk's courtin'

    Aynuk was courting his intended and took her for a walk in the countryside. They saw a cow and its calf in a field, nuzzling and rubbing noses. "Yoh know,...

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  • Bound over

    Aynuk's missus was in court charged with assaulting her neighbour and biting off a piece of her ear. The magistrate said, "You are bound over to keep the...

  • Ayli's wife's wooden leg

    "Wot yo get yer missus fer Chrismus?" asked Aynuk. "I got 'er a wooden leg," replied Ayli. "Was that 'er main present?" "Nah,...

  • Granddad's medal

    "My granddad was in the Fust World War and he got a medal for single-handedly destroying the German lines of communication," said Aynuk "Cor,...

  • Christmas presents

    Aynuk and Ayli were discussing the Christmas presents they had given their wives. "I got me missus a diamond ring," said Aynuk. "I though yoh sed...

  • Fryin' pon

    "I bought me missus a non-stick fryin' pon," said Aynuk. "Is it any good?" asked Ayli. "I doh know, she ay used it yet - she cor get...

  • The stolen credit card

    "The wife's credit card's bin stolen," said Aynuk to his pal as they were supping a lunchtime pint. "'Ave yoh reported it to the police?"...

  • Ayli's accident

    Aynuk went to see Ayli in hospital and found him covered from head to toe in bandages, with just two tiny slits for his eyes. "Yoh bin in the wars, ay yoh,...

  • Sleepin' on the job

    Aynuk and Ayli got a job laying pipes. One day, after eating his snap, Aynuk lay down for a snooze, using a drainpipe as a pillow. He shifted about, unable to...

  • On a bicycle built for two

    Aynuk and Ayli were riding on a tandem bicycle. "It's damned hard peddlin' up this 'ill!" declared Aynuk "Ar, it's a steep, orlright,"...

  • Aynuk's money

    "My missus is always askin' me for money," said Aynuk. "Mornin', noon an' night, she never stops." "Cow me," said Ayli, "what...

  • Aynuk goos ter the doctor's

    Aynuk went to the doctor's and said, "Doctor, I cor keep me 'onds from shaerkin'." The doctor asked "Do you drink much?" "That's the...