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Joke of the Week

Black Country Joke of the Week on the Black Country Bugle.

  • Aynuk the artist

    Anyuk was a dab hand at painting and one day a lady asked him if he would paint her in the nude. "If yo like," he said, "but I'll keep me socks...

  • A useful husband

    Ayli was talking to his recently widowed sister. "Why yoh put yer 'usband's ashes in an egg timer?" he asked. She replied, "Well, 'e day do any...

  • Aynuk's wife

    "My wife's an angel," said Aynuk. "Yo was always lucky," said Ayli, "my missus ay even jed!"

  • Gooin' Underground

    Aynuk and Ayli went to London to see their team in the cup final (this is going back a bit). After the match the pair got well and truly blethered. Staggering...

  • Aynuk's Tay

    Aynuk was cleaning out the pigeon loft one evening when his wife leant out the back window and shouted, "Cum in Aynuk, yower tay's ready!" "We ay...

  • Aynuk and Ayli in the cafe

    Aynuk and Ayli go into a café in Bilston, grab a table and get their sandwiches out. Before they've taken their second bite, the owner comes out from...

  • Aynuk and the Light Bulb

    Aynuk: Can yo 'elp me chairnge this light bulb mate? Ayli: What yer want me ter dew? Aynuk: If ah climb up an' ode the bulb, con yo turn the ladder?

  • Have you lived there all your life?

    Ayli was being interviewed at the Labour Exchange. 'Where do you live?', asked the man behind the desk. 'Gornal', said Ayli. 'Have you lived there all your...

  • The Wishing Well

    'Wot yoh smilin' at, ayerkid?' asked Ayli. 'Last wik, me muther-law fell down a wishin' well,' replied Aynuk. 'Blimey,' said Ayli, 'I day know they werked!'

  • Aynuk and the 10 Commandments

    The vicar of Top Church was giving a sermon on the Ten Commandments. As he looked down from the pulpit he spotted Aynuk looking very worried and red faced. He...

  • Aynuk and Ayli are on safari ...

    ... when a lion leaps out of the jungle and corners Ayli's mother in law. Ayli just stands and stares. "Aye yer gunna do nothin' tew 'elp?" Ayli's...

  • Aynuk's pig

    "Aynuk, why yoh pig gorra wooden leg?' asked Ayli. 'Well, that's a very special pig,"said Aynuk. "One night last year, me an' the missus was both...

  • Ayli and the Doctor

    Aynuk is wandering down Bilston High Street when he sees Ayli marching purposefully up the street in the opposite direction. "Ah'm off ter the doctor's&quo...

  • Baircon tree

    Aynuk and Ayli are lost in the desert (don't ask). They stagger across the hot sands when, in the distance, they see a tree with rashers of bacon hanging from...

  • Ayli's Thermos

    "Wot yoh got theer, ayerkid?" asked Aynuk "It's me new Thermos flask,' replied Ayli 'Whassitfor?" asked Aynuk, puzzled. 'Yoh con keep 'ot...

  • Aynuk and Ayli at the cinema

    Aynuk and Ayli go to the Essoldo and just as the Pearl and Dean music starts up Aynuk starts rummaging around under the seats. 'What yoh playin' at?' hisses...

  • Aynuk's new suit

    Aynuk walks into Roger Scott Menswear in Dudley and bangs the bell on the counter. "Worro me mon," he says to the assistant, who appears from behind a...

  • Aynuk and Ayli get themselves arrested

    Aynuk and Ayli are weaving their way unsteadily down Halesowen Road after tumbling out of Ma Pardoe's, thoroughly refreshed. They walk straight into the arms of...

  • Aynuk & Ayli Funeral Directors

    Aynuk and Ayli set themselves up as funeral directors. One of their customers, an old lady, came to view the body of her husband. "Oh," she says,...

  • The Streaker

    Aynuk and Ayli were sitting on a bench when, suddenly, a lady ran by completely in the nude. "Oo wuz that?" asked Aynuk. "Ar think it wuz ode Mrs...