Aynuk and Ayli were sitting on a bench when, suddenly, a lady ran by completely in the nude.
"Oo wuz that?" asked Aynuk.
"Ar think it wuz ode Mrs Bloomer frum number 7,' answered Ayli.
"Did yoh see what she 'ad on?" said Aynuk
'I doh know," frowned Ayli, "but whatever it wuz it needs ironing."