Aynuk and Ayli went to London to see their team in the cup final (this is going back a bit).
After the match the pair got well and truly blethered. Staggering about, Aynuk found himself down in the Underground. Eventually he managed to stumble back on to the streets and bumped into his pal.
"Where the 'ell yo bin?" asked Ayli.
"I bin in sum bloke's cellar," replied Aynuk, "an' I tell yo what, 'e's got the best train set I ever sid!"