Mar missis cum back from the doctors
It wos 'er six monthly check up date
Ah said, 'ow did yer ger on petal
Er said, 'e tode me ar wos overweight.
'E tode yer that last time yer went
Ehn yo just sot dahrn en 'ad a cream bun
Ah no, but nar 'e said ahm obese
Ehn said that sumehts gorra be dun.
Arve gorra cut ahrt all the fatty foods
Ehn meck the effort to exercise
Ar said ehn ow ehm yer goona do that
Yo live on cream buns, chips, ehn mate pies.
The ony time ar see yer move yerself
Is to open the fridge, ter get summet ter scoff
Ehn you do that sew many times eh day
The fridge light neva seems ter goo off.
'E said that yo've gorra 'elp me
Try ehn keep temptation ahrt eh me way
Ehn get me doin sum walkin
Eht least three or fower times a day.
That night ar lay er bed thinkin
ow ar could 'elp, ehn do wot the doctor said
Ter move temptation, ehn ger er walkin
Then this idea cum inter me yed.
The next morning, wen 'er gorr up
Ar said it's sorted, arve dun wot the doctor said
Arve moved the fridge from ahrt the kitchen
Ter the bottom eh the garden, in the shed.