Aynuk and Ayli are lost in the desert (don't ask). They stagger across the hot sands when, in the distance, they see a tree with rashers of bacon hanging from every branch.
"C'mon Ayli," says Aynuk running towards it. "It's a baircon tree, w'im saved!"
Suddenly, three shots ring out. Aynuk turns and runs back.
"Run fo' yer life, Ayli!" he shouts. "It ay a baircon tree, it's a ruddy 'am bush!"