Aynuk was cleaning out the pigeon loft one evening when his wife leant out the back window and shouted, "Cum in Aynuk, yower tay's ready!"
"We ay 'avin' chitlins again?" called Aynuk.
"No," shouted his missis, "yo've got best beefsteak."
Aynuk hurried into the house a quick as he could, "Yo'm kiddin' me," he said as he burst into the kitchen.
"I ay kiddin' yo," says his wife, dishing up the chitlins, "I'm kiddin' the neighbours."