Aynuk and Ayli go into a café in Bilston, grab a table and get their sandwiches out. Before they've taken their second bite, the owner comes out from behind the counter and tears them off a strip.
"Yo ay allowed to ate yer own samwiches in 'ere!" she bawls.
"Fair enough love," says Ayli, pushing his sarnie towards Aynuk, and taking Aynuk's for himself. "Ah'll 'ave his'n, an' 'e can 'ave mahn."