Aynuk and Ayli set themselves up as funeral directors. One of their customers, an old lady, came to view the body of her husband.
"Oh," she says, "he's in his brown suit and I wanted him buried in his blue."
"Doh yoh worry chick," said Aynuk, "we'll gerrit sorted."
As soon as they lady went Aynuk shouted, "Oi Ayli, swap the yeds on tew and fower!"